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| CLIENT: | Excite.ca | LENGTH: | :60 |
| TITLE: | Bees Knees | WRITER: | craig cooper |
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| SFX: | BUS STOP AMBIENCE | ||
| SFX: | FAINT BUZZING OF BEES | ||
| EUGENE: | Do you hear buzzing? | ||
| JOHN: | That's probably me. | ||
| EUGENE: | You're buzzing? | ||
| JOHN: | No, the bees are. I'm a beekeeper. Ow. | ||
| EUGENE: | I don't see any bees. | ||
| JOHN: | They're in my pockets. Ow. That's where I keep them. | ||
| EUGENE: | You don't keep them in hives? | ||
| JOHN: | Ow. Oh, I'd love to. But where would I find hives? | ||
| EUGENE: | Have you tried the Internet? | ||
| JOHN: | Ah, it's too confusing. You just end up wasting time. Ow. Me – I'd rather keep bees in my pockets. Ow. | ||
| EUGENE: | It's not confusing if you use Excite dot ca. | ||
| JOHN: | Excite dot Ow? | ||
| EUGENE: | No, Excite dot ca ... Here look at my laptop. | ||
| SFX: | MAC STARTUP NOISE | ||
| EUGENE: | See? I start right up on my Excite home page. I click on Search. I type in Bees. I click on Hives. | ||
| JOHN: | Wow. Ow. Bee hives! There's used bee hives for sale! | ||
| ANNCR: | With so many things to do, Excite dot ca could be the only Internet destination you'll ever need. | ||
| JOHN: | Ow. Ow. Ow. | ||
| EUGENE: | Gee, doesn't that hurt? | ||
| JOHN: | This is nothing. You should see what I keep in my bathtub. | ||
| EUGENE: | Piranha? | ||
| JOHN: | No – more bees. | ||
| ANNCR: | Excite dot ca. What will you do? | ||
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